gross

Every year or two I decide to actually bathe the dogs. It's usually a big, painful production which is why it rarely happens. Recently, however, the dogs have been nasty stinky. The kind of stinky that rubs off on your hands when you pet them. Sick. Anyway, here are some pictures (because I know you care!). Make sure you notice the demonic eyes on the dogs. I tried to fix it, but the program I'm using just isn't powerful enough to erase the evilness.

Darcy was not thrilled and tried desperately to escape the bathroom.


We finally got him in the shower. As you can see, he still looks happy. This is because he didn't fully understand what was coming.

Oh, the injustice. Not only is he being subjected to a thorough cleaning and delousing, but pictures are being taken of his humiliation. Please note that the shower floor is that color because of the dirt, not because the shower is gross.


For some reason the fur on Darcy's butt grows at twice the rate of the rest of his lovely locks, so every once in a while we have to trim his butt hair. Today was the lucky day! He was not excited and kept sitting down. Here's Lizzie trying to help with the trim.


Here's what we removed from both his buttocks and the shower drain.


And here is the finished product.


About 20 minutes after this picture they went outside and got all muddy. Rotten little dogs! I'm pretty sure they did it just to piss me off.