Monday, May 21, 2012

Possible dating disasters ahead

Amber (the friend I am currently living with) and her coworkers have decided that a.) I need to get married, b.) I need to show more skin and c.) I need to work on my come hither look.  So . . . I just signed up for eHarmony, I am going to have my skirts hemmed so they are slightly above the ankle and I am practicing my sexy times look.  So far I think it looks like I'm having a mini-seizure, but Amber's dog keeps resting his head on my chest, so I guess my animal magnetism is working.


Shan said...

Well I've sure enjoyed talking to you a few times and you seem like a good person. So please don't try to completely change that.

Anonymous said...

I don't like the tittle of this post. It needs to be called "Possibly meeting my future hubby" Amber needs to update me on your eHarmony matches. When does the dating process start? The writing back and fourth can only go so far. Lets meet these men!

Kim said...

First eHarmony date is scheduled for Monday! The guy seems cool and the date sounds fun-we're going to a dinner for the opening of some new exhibit at the U fine arts museum. Apparently he is very excited about this exhibit, but he won't tell me what it is.