Thursday, October 15, 2015

Gosh Darn Hand of a Witch!

This is my witch hand.  It helps me ponderize.


It also helps me decide if someone's lying to me.


It's very useful when you need an extra hand...


Or finger...


But best of all, my witch hand helps me when someone thows a ball at me and it breaks my nose and I want to break all their bones, but instead I go take care of my nose.