Thursday, March 27, 2008

You Disappoint Me

Growing up I was pretty sure that at this point in my life I would have been married to one or more of the following (but not at the same time):

Jordan Knight
Jared Leto
Jonathan Taylor Thomas
Jason Priestly
Jonathan Brandis
Joshua Jackson
Jake Ryan from Sixteen Candles

I guess your name had to start with a J for me to like you. Where, though, are they? I am thoroughly disappointed in them. Apparently the love we shared just wasn't enough.


Wendy said...

oooh... jake ryan. i watched this show the other day and for the first time i notice his hair. wtf?

Kim said...

Looking over the list, I'm noticing that most of these guys had some hair issues, whether it was a rattail or bangs sticking out a good four inches from their head. Jared Leto didn't have hair issues at the time, but now I'm pretty sure he never really washes it.