lesson learned

I learned in my Religion class that we are not supposed to label people as gay, lesbian or bisexual. This is because people aren't gay, they just have gay feelings (according to my textbook). Therefore, I have decided to rename my friend, Chris. Usually I refer to him as Gay Chris because I know multiple Chris's and I need to distinguish between them. Plus I just like saying Gay Chris. Anyhow, from now on I will be referring to him as Straight with Homosexual Tendencies Chris.