Tuesday, September 29, 2009

a warning

If you store your utensils in a crock (see below), please do not use it to store your super sharp meat fork, because inevitably someone will be putting other utensils in there and inevitably it will be overly full, so this person will have to shove them down in there to get them to fit, which will cause them to impale their thumb on said meat fork, which will cause them to utter many variations of four letter words (possibly in combination with the word mother), be in great pain, make them bleed all over the kitchen, and make them wonder all day long if they are going to get gangrene, because let's be honest, no one ever uses the meat fork, which means that it hasn't been cleaned in years, and is probably covered in dust, grease splatters, dog hair, and/or who knows what else.

That is all.


Traci said...


what? no pictures of the impalement? gasp. i thought we were privileged to see such things. ;)

Kim said...

Yeah . . . it doesn't look quite as impressive as you would think, considering the level of pain and blood. If it were really nasty, I would have totally taken pictures!

Wendy said...

I feel you. I did that once but it was my own d@mn fault, because I empty the dishwasher.